,said Rix Pixelfeldt, grimacing
as he strained to
thrust his manhood into
the womanhood of his
cream cheese bagel, exclaiming,
“Better than Apple Pie!!!”
The Vice Squad immediately
plugged in their instruments
of tiny destruction, causing
the Central Scrutinizer’s gaze
to fall upon the
desiccated remains of old
Keith Richards (not dead,
not forgotten, but certainly
struggling with G major),
who’s been sleeping off
his latest hummus bender.
Mick and Bill, however,
stayed home with their
robotic version of Brian