into any more silly
putty or he will
do something crazy like
wear a top hat
after Arbor Day, which
Goes against all etiquette
(according to Molly Ringwald)
"Isn’t she pretty in
her Silly Putty bra?"
But is it kosher?
“We’re all kosher now”,
said Rabbi Adolph Eichmann,
"So what’s the One
and Who’s on First?
And which is what,
wondered inebriated philosopher Play-doh,
who ingested paste to
stimulate “outside the box”
examinations of the lines
emanating from his aura.