Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

The priest then blessed

himself, 'coz he sneezed.

Meanwhile, Santa Claus was

hearing Elf confessions about

“toilet fun” in the

bathhouse, involving Glordilldol and

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

, and Randolph the red-

handed candy thief who

was addicted to Nerds.

" ", " ", mimed Randolph,

" "!! Marcel replied: " "???

Yukon Cornelius rolled his

ass at Randolph, pouting,

but Randolph’s heart belonged

to Olive, the other

less reputable elven helper.

And the other reindeers

hired belly dancers from

Reindeer Dancers “R” Us