Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

, but Lapland Vice Squad

confiscated their deer pasties

and pornographic antler vibrators

Then suddenly, from nowhere,

Mick Jagger appeared, bringing

rainbows and lip balm,

and copies of Playreindeer,

featuring Bambi’s Mom as

a pornographic reindeer vibrator.

Bambi’s agent Xavier demanded

Mick stop his hip

from pornographic reindeer vibrating

which Red knows can’t

help but corrupt youngsters.

“Welcome to Shaftingham Hall !”,

where pigs fly and

anacondas tap dance," warbled

Mr Pantsdown, Latin master.

Roger Waters, however, was

shining his crazy diamond