, but Lapland Vice Squad
confiscated their deer pasties
and pornographic antler vibrators
Then suddenly, from nowhere,
Mick Jagger appeared, bringing
rainbows and lip balm,
and copies of Playreindeer,
featuring Bambi’s Mom as
a pornographic reindeer vibrator.
Bambi’s agent Xavier demanded
Mick stop his hip
from pornographic reindeer vibrating
which Red knows can’t
help but corrupt youngsters.
“Welcome to Shaftingham Hall !”,
where pigs fly and
anacondas tap dance," warbled
Mr Pantsdown, Latin master.
Roger Waters, however, was
shining his crazy diamond