to illuminate the dark
in the tunnels beneath
Wembley Stadium, where Syd
Straw was happily injecting
silicone into his voluptuous
butt, while manicurists buffed
Elton’s goldfish platform shoes
and disinfected Cher’s navel.
Using the navel Suck-u-lux,
Sonny gathered souvenirs to
take back to granma
Cher, whose half-breed
spawn produced more of
those thingybobs that, errrm,
well, you know what!
"Wink wink nudge nudge,
say no more. Whoo!."
“Oh, poppycock!” shouted Mr.
Dick Flowers, gigolo florist
, bon vivant and psychopathic