Let's tell a story four words at a time (Part 1)

Meanwhile, at McDonald’s, Ronald

Reagan’s intellectually challenging menu

of steamed calculus in

French’s mustard smelled heavenly.

The points are frozen,

because Pete Rose was

integrating, instead of differentiating

, but he forgot to

tip, like all cephalopods.

But Michael’s foolish dream

suddenly and inexplicably came

while he was counting

the number of leaves

lining his silk undies

(shoplifted from Old Navy),

when leaves started falling

and he’s running…running…

away from the madding

crowd of leaf blowers

which loomed over Manchester