and caused a horrific
riot among inebriated onlookers.
The sober ones, meanwhile,
were last seen reciting
practicing “karate” chops. Idiots.
Who would have guessed
Kate Upton was not
born female, or that
Weird Al is in
the London Symphony Orchestra
and his oboe work
sounded just like a
cat being runned over
while chewing on a
moldy, stale Tootsie Roll.
And don’t get me
started on Tootsie Rolls
or Sweet Tarts, because
they have suggestive names.