Maintaining coherent sentences would be good. Maintaining a coherent story would be phenomenal. Let’s see what we can do. With any luck, hilarity will ensue.
Use punctuation whenever necessary, and you may even begin your phrase with punctuation if you determine it is needed at that point; e.g. to end the previous sentence (or quote) and start a new one.
Near the top of
Mount Everest, Smedley dropped
his satchel on to
the back of a
Sherpa guide who had
leprosy. “Oh, look!” said
the guide. "My finger
fell off." He laughed
, but not for long.
At that very moment
a great eagle swooped
below at Base Camp
, making a timely delivery
of a bouncing baby
boy named, oddly enough,
for a movie character,
Rufus T. Firefly, Esq.
Reaching for the satchel
and removing eight miniature
potato chips shaped like