Let's tell a story four words at a time

tie its rugous shoes.

“Woofsczrrizzzagzztz!” it exclaimed at

the top of its

vocal range. Samantha immediately

called her agent, exclaiming, “

I love you!" while

battling the rabid stoats

who were swarming the

taco stand while shouting, "

Yes! Stoats can talk!”

And what they said

was quite obviously true.

Just then, the umpire

Pulled something out of

his manual: "Unclear (pro)noun

  • ERROR NOT FOUND”. Baffled,

he consulted Google and

discovered stoats are evil

and not to be

trusted with your daughter.