vast Ursa Major sector,
Major Ursula Zecktar’s vast
collection of shrunken heads
began singing in unison
the song "Wee Willy
Winkie Has A Pinky,"
which thoroughly pissed off
Wee Willy himself, who
was overheard saying, "Those
heads know too much…"
Obviously, no one believed
anything coming out of
Mister Winkie’s pie hole.
“Still,” he insisted, "I
bake world-renowned pies".
A claim entirely unsupported
, given that they usually
are discarded, uneaten, by
law.
The singing gradually
gave way to discordant