McCain looks like the kind of guy who would poke the person in front of him with his cane if they weren’t moving fast enough.
Well thank God! I thought I was the only one!
Seriously, Leaffan, I don’t see anything meanspirited here and I doubt McCain would either.
Would a guy who fought in two Cylon wars sweat the small stuff?
He looks like the kind of guy who brings in his VCR that is 5 years old and calmly trys to explain that he only used it “a few times” when his granchildren would visit and it should not have broke down. When you explain to him calmly that it’s 5 years old and out of warranty and you can’t help him he tries to keep his cool and hide his rage but has a hard time since you can clearly see his ears turning bright red.
He looks like the kind of guy who just lost his trailer in a tornado.
He also looks like the kind of guy who asks you for directions even though he knows exactly where he’s going, because he wants to have a conversation.
He looks like the uncle who just keeps raising his voice to talk over other people at the Thanksgiving table.
He looks like the kinda guy who “teaches” shop to 7th graders by telling gruesome tales about each piece of machinery. All year long.
He looks like the kinda guy who yells at those dern kids to stay off his lawn.
…is in one of those diabetes commercials telling me why I need this super-duper brand-new glucose meter.
…wanders the grocery store muttering “where the hell did they move the Shredded Wheat to”.
McCain looks like the kind of guy who carries a handkerchief, and if you sneezed and snot got on his lapel, he’d pull out his handkerchief, wipe off your snot, and put the handkerchief back in his pocket.
On a commercial telling us why X brand of adult diaper is the best on the market.
He looks like the kind of guy who would date Mama
I can’t imagine McCain running, let alone running with scissors. heh.
He looks like the rent-a-cop’s they got at gated communities, sleeping in their little guard shack, and a newspaper scattered to the floor.
He looks like the kind of guy who who would refer to a cell phone as a “machine.”
He looks like the kind of guy who counts the number of items other people are bringing into the express lane at the supermarket and hollers at them if they’re over the minimum.
He looks like the kind of guy who would play “pull my finger” with his grandkids.
He looks like the kind of guy who shows slide shows of his vacations at dinner parties.
He looks like the kind of guy that goes walking in the mall before the stores open.
He looks like the kind of guy who pus his family on “Family Feud.”
You know, voting against the Anti-Torture ban and all that, back in February. He’s against it, in theory, but still wants to give the CIA “extra measures” to help um do their job. As in, torture.
And McCain looks like the kind of guy who would throw a garbage can at a parked car if he knew we were discussing his policy record.
Let me try again: I noticed what you noticed. That’s why I said it was funny that the Thread title/thread starter sequence came out the way it did.
McCain looks like the kinda guy who describes women as “handsome”.
He looks like the kind of guy who’d lie down on the rug to play with your dog (and use a baby voice).
Oh, I see now. I didn’t know what you meant by “The thread title/thread starter says that…”
-FrL-
He looks like the kinda guy who eats salted peanuts shell and all.
McCain…or the guy at your local Acme? 
He looks like the kinda guy that cleans his ears with his car keys