What you did was try to politicize a thread that wasn’t political until you joined in. A better tactic than your humorless tactic would have been to start a similar (non-politicized) thread about Obama or Hillary.
He looks like a guy who’s really concerned about your muffler.
He looks like the kind of guy who would borrow your car and return it washed. With a full tank of gas.
LOL! I’m ashamed to admit that I’ve done this.
Actually come to think about it, he looks like the kind of guy who would start talking to you while you were both taking a leak and then fart really loudly while he’s peeing and not even skip a beat.
As a corrolary to this, he looks like the kind of guy who would think nothing of striking up a conversation with you while he was sitting in a stall.
Also, he looks like the kind of guy who blow dries his nutsack in the locker room at the gym.
It’s tough. Like leather!
-Joe
In interest of bipartisanship I feel (even though I’m an Obama supporter) that I have to add these:
Obama looks like the kinda guy who mentions his autographed Captain & Tennille LPs and Ferrante & Teicher posters while referring to famous rap acts as “M&Ms and Snoopy Dog Dog” on an episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Hillary looks like the kinda well preserved 60 year old woman who still auditions for the part of Laurey in the Apple Valley Players production of Oklahoma!, somehow working it into her audition that “Shirley Jones herself saw me play the role when I was in college and said I was better than she was” and that “you know my husband built the sets for the last several performances and is on the ANGEL’S list of sponsors… don’t know if he’ll be able to this year, we’ll have to see…”.
Obama looks like the successful handsome black guy who’s really evil and ultimately gets hurt very very badly by M’dea once his wife/girlfriend comes to her senses and leaves him for the sensitive blue collar guy in every single Tyler Perry’s M’dea movie.
Hillary looks like the kinda woman who is absolutely convinced that the only thing that separates her and a pediatrician/astrophysicist/veterinarian/historian/etc. is some red tape licensing matters and thus her opinions on any of these matters is automatically valid.
Q[UOTE=Diogenes the Cynic]As a corrolary to this, he looks like the kind of guy who would think nothing of striking up a conversation with you while he was sitting in a stall.
Also, he looks like the kind of guy who blow dries his nutsack in the locker room at the gym.
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All three corollaries to this post.
McCain looks like the kina guy who’d put down caltrops if he didn’t like the way you were parking on his block.
He looks like that kind of guy who would install a stair climber to get to the Lincoln bedroom newly retrofitted with a Jacuzzi tub.
…started off a night of drinking trying to get Ted Kennedy to put his pants back on, but by the end of the night mooned a carful of horrified college coeds.
McCain looks like the kind of guy who can never get your name straight, but you never bother to correct to him because 1) it would be futile, 2) his former POW status means you have to cut him some slack, and 3) you’re afraid that if you go too far he’ll flip out and hurt you.
Win.
McCain looks like the kind of guy who when getting up to dance with his daughter at her wedding would have the band break into “Let’s twist again like we did last summer” and start twisting.
I was just reminded of this thread when I saw a brief item in the local paper about the groundbreaking for a water treatment plant, complete with time and directions. I commented “Now who would read that and decide that he just had to attend that ceremony?” Then I realized that John McCain looks like the kinda guy who would!