Letters of the Month from the new Rolling Stone

Just for a bit of context, Rolling Stone did an article a few issues back on The New Girl Next Door. The girl in question was pretty much a trailer trash/slut/whore, except she lived in NY and was spoiled rotten.

Frank Griffin, Birmingham, AL writes:

My definition of an adolescent is someone with an adult’s body but a child’s mind. That concept certainly found personification in Jordan and her troglodyte friends.

Finally, Andrea Hernandez, San Diego, has this comment:

Did you set out to find the most shallow, self-absorbed, spoiled girls in the U. S. or did it just happen that way? And who the hell has names like Jordan, Jill, Michelle and Gabi, anyway? I never thought I could be embarrassed to have a vagina.

Hernandez’s comment had me rolling. I mean really, who does have names like Michelle? I’ve certainly never come across somebody so outlandish.

Jill? Apparently no one read Mother Goose to her…