Lex Luthor Strikes Again! Superman Statue Stolen From City Park!

http://www.supermancollectors.com/superplanet/statuestolen.html

There really is a small city named Metropolis in southern Illinois.

They have an annual Superman festival, & a larger-than-lifesized (?) statue of Superman in the park.

Or at least they did.

Bosda, you are evil.

No, this is a legit news article.

I notice that happened on April 1 :dubious:

I’ve had my picture taken with that statue and only came up to about his crotch.

[sub]He’s not that super.[/sub]