Not sure if this should be pitted or not, but here we go.
I’m in library school. Actually, since librarians are morons, my faculty decided to officially change its name from the Faculty of Information Sciences to drum roll Faculty of Information. Or, like they want us to call it, ischool.
ischool. What? Are we a subsidiary of Apple now? Could they not think of anything more original? Second, Faculty of Information?! Are you kidding? Information. Just information, eh? Not like every other freaking school faculty around the world doesn’t study information. Aren’t we the novel ones.
Ok. Moving on. My program is a professional graduate program. The demographics of it are, roughly, 1/3 fresh out of undergrad 22-24 year olds, 1/3 late 20s, early 30s type people who have worked in the real world for a few years, and 1/3 people who have worked in a library their entire life and have decided they want the degree to actually make some money.
I have a problem with the last 1/3. Actually, not all of them, just the late 20s, early 30s type one think that having worked in a library will somehow help them in a graduate program. Or, better yet, think that the experience they’ve gained working in a library will help them succeed in school. They’re morons, all of them. And the worst part is my ischool puts so much emphasis on team building, I have group projects with these morons every class. I have concluded that none of them did well in undergrad and that is the reason they’ve worked in a library as a fucking shelf stacker for the previous five years. Seriously. What experience does that give you? Why does that qualify you for graduate school?!
Not only that, but in general, librarians are morons. I mean have you ever been to a reference desk? Ask them for help finding some random piece of information - their full-time job - and they’ll spend the next 20 minutes doing stuff you thought of doing two days ago when you started looking for it. And then, even after you say, “I’ve tried that already” they reply “well, lets see what happens when I try it” like they can somehow get different results than you. I’ve twice asked a reference librarian for assistance. I’ve twice walked away shaking my head wondering why they even exist.
This doesn’t even begin to touch upon what I’m learning, or not learning, in ischool.
So lets hear it, what are your experiences with librarians? Anybody agree?
(I apologize in advance to the librarians who I know on this board. I’m sure you are in the small minority of good ones.)