Life Imitates South Park

[Tuckerfan]

Mr. Floatie tried to run for political office.

Mr. Floatie, a community activist who dresses up in a feces costume to decry the pumping of raw sewage into the waters off British Columbia’s capital, has withdrawn his name as a candidate for mayor.

The city had planned to challenge Mr. Floatie’s candidacy in court.

All we need is a massacre of PETA folks and we’ll have a trifecta.

[HPL]

@Tuckerfan

Mr. Floatie tried to run for political office. All we need is a massacre of PETA folks and we’ll have a trifecta.

Oh, I can’t wait!

[Larry_Mudd]

“Of course I’m not a real person,” Skwarok said earlier this week. “I’m a big piece of poop.”

Sounds like he’s got his eyes on the Premier’s job.