Life is too short to...

…live it someone else’s way.

-Ride your motorcycle across the country

-paint

-learn how to surf

-learn how to snowboard

-jump out of an airplane (still dont think I will)

-send your Grammy a Valentines day card

  • work more than 40 hours a week.
  • watch reality TV
  • be alert but not alarmed
  • spend time on messageboards…oops

…eat anything vanilla, when given a choice.

…go to work on your birthday

…hold grudges

…wear uncomfortable clothing

… put kittens in the microwave

… paint your face blue

… wrap all your electrical appliances in kitchen-foil

…drink cheap beer.

I used to have a Warsteiner bumber sticker that said this.

A friend of mine with less discriminating tastes had the same bumber sticker but filled in the two and the to.

…wear uncomfortable clothes or especially uncomfortable shoes
…eat food I don’t enjoy