Life is too short...

In My Humble Opinion
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…to wear uncomfortable shoes.

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or a codpiece made of chainmail.

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… not to eat dessert. Think of the poor women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart that night. :wink:

Robin

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… NOT to wear uncomfortable shoes if they’re sexy!

But seriously:
Life is too short to dust.

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… to use cheap toilet paper

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…to measure.

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…to be too “grown-up” for things.

I just bought some crayons last night. Can you tell?

:slight_smile:

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…to worry about “what will people think?” when you leave the house wearing horrid eggplant-colored cullotes and lime green socks. They’re comfortable, they’re warm, and they are too revealing. That’s all that matters.

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…are NOT too revealing. I knew I should have previewed.

(I can’t imagine that eggplant-colored cullotes come in a “revealing” design anyway.)

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…not to waste time on the SDMB while you’re supposed to be working.

…not to go on that date because of the one in ten chance he’s a serial killer with 27 bodies buried in shallow graves in his backyard. (This one’s for you twicks) :wink:

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…to drink cheap beer.

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to post things in IMHO when you really should have posted them in MPSIMS :slight_smile:

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…is the name of a great bar on the river in Chicago.

Ok, its actually called “Slow Down Life’s Too Short” but everyone drops the “slow down.”

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Life is too short …

to not savor a beautiful sunset.

to not stand in awe in front of the Grand Canyon.

to not hold a newborn baby in your arms.

to not say sorry.

to learn everything you want to know.

to make a million bucks from interest on a $10 account.

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I’ve just come back from a weekend in an assisted-living facility. Sometimes, life is too f*cking long.

(P.S. Sorry for pissing in the corn flakes)

(P.P.S. No, that’s not something that happened at the assisted-living facility)

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Not to take the day off to enjoy a lovely spring day.

Maybe I’ll do it tomorrow. :smack: :stuck_out_tongue:

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…to not ask the nice boy if he’d like to hang out again. I will for sure not ever see him again now. Bah! :smack: :wally

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Life is too short…

To let some SOB get you down.
Slap them upside the head
and savor the moment. :wink:

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Would that be “Slime Lime?” That’s the color of my husband’s fire truck (ok, its the fire deptment’s truck, he just thinks its his)

Life is too short…to be unrequited. I may die dirt poor, but I won’t have to say “If only” about anything.

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I’m not exactly sure how I left out the middle of department, but here ya’ go “ar”