… is just a one night stand…
…is a magazine no longer published in the big, glossy format which older dopers will recall.
Life is a board game which I’ve never played. But I’ve played Clue. So does that mean I don’t have a Life, but I have a Clue?
“Life’s pretty cheap to those kind, Janet!”
Brad Majors, Rocky Horror Picture Show
That type, actually. 
And as we always said after that line, “Yay that type!”
Thanks, Marley23
It’s been a few years since I saw it…wasn’t sure of the exact wording…tried to google it…couldn’t find it…too lazy to get out my copy to watch…said what the heck, and guessed…hit submit…was wrong…:smack:
Oh well, that’s life…
… it’s what’s for dinner.
[screeching halt]
I thought it was “BEEF. It’s what for dinner.”
[/screeching halt]
We now resume out regular programming…
LIFE…
…is like an onion. There are many layers, and sometimes you cry.
Life is like an onion.
Ogres are like onions.
Life = ogres.
Apples are red.
Apples are good to eat.
Fire engines are red.
Egro…
Okay, some fire engines are the kinda sicky yellow-green color. But so are some Granny Smith apples. Hmmmm. Therefore some fire engines are named Granny Smith.
Evidently, my Teach Yourself Latin, Dummy! book is defective. :rolleyes:
…gonna suck when you grow up, you grow up you grow up. Life’s gonna suck when you grow up and it sucks pretty bad right now!
…As is my Quoting For Beginners, Third Edition textbook.
[Samuel Beckett mode]…And when you peel off all the layers, there’s no center. It’s just a bunch of layers.[/SB]
leggo my egro
Ehhhhh…I’ve peeled many an onion in my day, and they do have a core, of sorts.
Also, if you don’t want to tear up, put a spoon in your mouth. I’m serious. Tuck the bowl under your top lip, concave side towards you, and chop away. Always worked for me!
Life’s a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke. It’s true.
You’ll see it’s all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And…
Always look on the bright side of life.
…is a carnival. Believe it or not.
remember…a verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on!
?? I heard it was a Caberet? (Or a Cabernet, if you’re one of THOSE PEOPLE.)