life is tough, but it’s even tougher if you are stupid!
----john wayne-----
Life was created by a brooding God.
–Wayne Wexell
, The Universe, And Everything.
…is just a bowl of cherries.
(So why am I in the pits?)
[ul]:o [sup]Ain’t fair![/sup][/ul]
…is what happens while you’re making other plans.
…is Beautiful.
The movie wasn’t so bad either.
Really? All the stupid people I see have great lives, no pressures. The intelligent are the ones who look like they have it tough - because they have to deal with stupid people!
this is god speaking! i’m giving all of you 30 days to vacate the
premises…i have new tenants. and don’t be stupid or i’ll have to get tough with you!
Mikey likes it.
Is like a box of chocolates…
Hey somebody had to say it
- is what happens between naps.
…sucks and then you die.
… don’t talk to me about life…
is a bitch, then you marry one!
/me runs, hides.
confucius say “woman who fly upside down have crack up”.
…is the deadliest of the sexually transmitted diseases.
only is 2/3 of your existance. The other 1/3 is spent in a coma like state known as “sleep”.
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Bring your towel
is what you make it
:dubious:
the old cliche