"Like a light bulb!"

I thought you were going to say, “Anyang”.

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I always liked Rudolph the red-gunned reindeer.

He shot Mrs. Claus.

I always mentally shout out “like a lightbuld” even though I’m 38 now! We also used “hoof-ball” for the reaindeer games instead of football, because reindeer don’t have feet.

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I really need to learn how to preview instead of referee-ing a fight between my kids…

:smack:

I grew up with:
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer (reindeer)
had a very shiny nose (like a light bulb!)
and if you ever saw it (saw it)
you would even say is glows (like a light bulb!)
all of the other reindeer (reindeer)
used to laugh and call him names (like Dumbo)
they wouldn’t let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
join in any reindeer games (like football)
Then one foggy Christmas eve, santa came to say (ho-ho-ho)
Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won’t you guide my slay tonight?
Then how the reindeer loved him (loved him)
as they shouted out with glee (Yippee!)
“Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, (reindeer)
You’ll go down in history!” (like toothpaste! *)

  • “like Columbus!” was also acceptable, but some child had got us all hooked on the toothpaste line, with reasoning that toothpaste went down a drain, like going down in history, or something.

uh, * sleigh *, unless we were singing about the Futurama version of Santa some 15 years early.

This post contains the complete lyrics to a copyrighted song. We’re not really supposed to do that here.