Orgasm is a great stress reliever.
If she’s slow to respond, guys, don’t leave 'er!
It may take a while,
But look at the smile:
The result is a more eager beaver.
England - New York is too far
When you sail on a ship from White Star
They ended the trip
When the hull got a rip
The Carpathian ain’t got a bar!
The Titanic caters every wish;
You can enjoy any gourmet dish;
But telegraph Britain
To whomever you’re smitten:
“You feed the cat, I’ll feed the fish.”
I’ve studied fishes, both in depth and brief.
I know all about sex on the reef.
But with my girlfrind away,
More than many a day,
I find myself desparately needing relief!
If one’s to believe what one reads,
A dolphin just might serve your needs.
But does that warp us
To have sex with porpoise?
Would Flipper even put up with such deeds?
I have pussy in bed every night;
As a man, I know that’s my right.
It’s warm and fuzzy and nice,
But this pussy likes mice!
And ‘meows’ on my face at first light.
TennHippie you’re way past the rail
I too enjoy sex with a female
But it’s just plain silly
To make love to “Free Willy”
Unless of course you’re a sperm whale.
Weekends used to be good
golfing with iron and wood
now I think rhyme
most all of the time
To even exclusion of food.
At work I feel all alone
as Jewish collegagues atone
there isn’t a trade
or bucks to be made
or even a ring of the phone
Somebody screwed up on their posting
Who did it deserves a good roasting
Those ads were a pain
They so rattled my brain
I deleted them all. (Just boasting.)
Saint Eutychus
www.disneyshorts.org
Staffer eutychus55
Keeps a good thread alive
by making a wreck
of adverts and dreck -
My cache has a chance to survive!
Manhattan, my friend in New York
To pass time, watch Fonzie or Mork
Business has to wait
As you see now, your fate
Is tied to that of those who don’t eat pork.
ChiefScott weighed anchor on Ike,
Girlbysea the flirting didn’t like,
Arg bit the dust,
God said he must,
And Byz up their ass stuck a spike.
When folks lose the skill to intuit,
Or have done something wrong and now rue it,
The panacea for their ill
Is to say “It’s God’s will.”
But I agree with Nike: Just Do It.
To all of you who loved Adam,aren’t you glad we even had 'im,he was interestin at least,even though he hates yeast,respectfully yours,Madam…
Information is the key to survival-Abbie Hoffman.
A good limerick takes a little luck,
Some wit, and a whole lot of pluck.
The theme’s oft risque,
The rhyming risky,
But you’re free to use words like fudge.
You may think my screen name’s no fun.
But look closely, and you’ll spot the pun.
Two types of diving, you see
Give great pleasure to me;
But only one leaves her breathless when done.
A delightful pun, I’ll say up front;
But now I’ll have to take the brunt
Of chicks’ criticism
Of this witticism:
They don’t like me to say the term cunning linguist.
You’ve guessed the entendre I’ll bet;
But for the dense who don’t get it yet:
I can dive in the ocean,
Or work up her lotion;
In both cases I get my face wet.
TennHippie I almost believed
You were leaving, yet I was deceived
Now don’t pull that shit
In the BBQ Pit
Now you’re staying, I feel so so relieved.