Lindsay Lohan

[Kent_Clark]

@Knorf

Anyway, I agree that LL is probably a non-starter. 5 years from now, people will ask, “Lindsay Who?”

Five years? This is a true conversation my wife and I had last night.

Who’s the host?

Lindsay Lohan.

Who?

She hosted last season, too.

I don’t recognize the name.

She was in Mean Girls. Remember that?

I remember the movie. Which one was she?

She was the star – the home schooled student who came to the high school.

That was Lindsay Lohan?

Yes.

I don’t remember anything about her.

[Alvis]

She’s a good weight. There’s no arguing that. Look at Parent Trap; she was a small girl. The problem now is that she’s sporting some nasty saggy arms as a result of her skin stretching out while she was fat. Once she gets that taken care of, she’ll be hot again.

[vivalostwages]

@Exapno Mapcase

I just went to the supermarket, and I took the opportunity of time spent at the checkout line to become an authority on all things Lohan.

I can confidently report that Star magazine has a picture of her at 140 lb during the shooting of the Herbie movie remake. That picture scared her so much that she dieted to take off a full 25 lb. Even her doctor asked her whether she’s anorexic. The cover story calls her Scary Skinny.

She still looks better than the 97 lb version of Nichole Ritchie.

When celebrity magazines start calling you too thin, you’re too thin. Even her skin looks more like Teri Hatcher’s mottled rooster neck than the healthy 18-year-old glow she had only last year.

And as for her being blond… see the Laura Prepon thread for thoughts on redheads turned dishwater blondes.

Lindsey, come back. The world wants you as you were.

Blonde doesn’t work for Lohan, and her armpits have a sorry little crease of skin instead of the natural curves. Not attractive.

[Ogre]

@Alvis

She’s a good weight. There’s no arguing that. Look at Parent Trap; she was a small girl. The problem now is that she’s sporting some nasty saggy arms as a result of her skin stretching out while she was fat. Once she gets that taken care of, she’ll be hot again.

You are completely out of your mind. Anorexia-chic is not attractive. Those curves she had certainly were.

[friedo]

@Alvis

She’s a good weight. There’s no arguing that. Look at Parent Trap; she was a small girl. The problem now is that she’s sporting some nasty saggy arms as a result of her skin stretching out while she was fat. Once she gets that taken care of, she’ll be hot again.

Are you completely nurts? When was she fat?

[Rainbowthief]

@Alvis

She’s a good weight. There’s no arguing that. Look at Parent Trap; she was a small girl. The problem now is that she’s sporting some nasty saggy arms as a result of her skin stretching out while she was fat. Once she gets that taken care of, she’ll be hot again.

Fat? She was one of the sexiest women alive when she was a voluptuous redhead, but those skeleton arms and blonde hair are a huge turn off. Her hips are gone too!

The only redheaded celeb who looks hot as a blonde also is Nicole Kidman, IMHO, though she’s 100 times more beautiful as a redhead.

[Junior_Spaceman]

@Rainbowthief

The only redheaded celeb who looks hot as a blonde also is Nicole Kidman, IMHO, though she’s 100 times more beautiful as a redhead.

The irony is that Nicole is a natural blonde. Anyway, the less I say about the ‘new look’ LL, the better cringe.

[chaoticbear]

@Bambi Hassenpfeffer

Yeah, but you’re cheating.

I was hoping that someone would catch that.