Maybe we all lost weight or something.
Hey - yeah!
Okay - from now on, we can assess relative levels of priviledge and decide who is priviledger - so let it be posted, so let it be done…
Mine, too.
And this whole thread has given me a good deal of respect for lorene and none whatsoever for lindsaybluth. But then non-apology apologies are one of my pet peeves.
And I won’t even go near the word “privileged”. Now it looks wrong no matter which way I have it.
Haa!
The Omega Man? Oh hell I don’t know. What is the answer then?
Right? Even an idiot like me knows it’s there are only so many crazy storylines…
You’re not wrong.
Incidentally, I had no idea that anyone even really noticed me around here. You guys are seriously chipping away at my veneer of bitter cynicism.
Who are you, again?
Mistakes were made.
I’m sorry you feel that way.
Really?
I mean… really?
Yes, really. If you can think of something more interesting than an uncomplicated real-estate transaction, I’d love to hear it.
Wait, she’s trying to demonstrate the use of irony to Lorene!
Now **Lorene **can demonstrate the use of semicolons to lindsaybluth!
Amen.
And then lindsay can point out that she had a house that came with a rec room. And a garage instead of a car hole like the rest of us.
I bought chicken the other day. It wasn’t on sale.
I’m fascinating as fuck.
Most people probably fart a dozen more interesting things before they finish their morning coffee.
My boss is a semi-self-made rich guy. Meaning, he was born on second, made it to third on a sacrifice fly, and likes to think that he hit a triple.
One of his more annoying habits is to start every other sentence with “You know what’s interesting is that…” whenever he talks (at length) about his rich guy hobbies/problems.
“You know what’s interesting is that with a Black Card, you get a toll-free concierge number for your exclusive use.”
“You know what’s interesting is that my the ILS on my private plane can probably land the thing without any human intervention.”
“You know what’s interesting about my house is that despite being in one of the wealthiest an most exclusive neighborhoods in the city, there’s a little dive bar a couple of doors down that makes it hard to park on the street sometimes.”
I gassed up my car today without my Kroger card to get an extra 10 cents off. Make it rain!
You had a car hole?! LUXURY. I had to take the tires off mine and balance it on cinderblocks in the front yard–I’d’ve sold my sister for a nice car hole.
girl, please. i bought brand kleenex even though the store brand was on sale. i had to move some money around and take out a second mortgage, but it was worth it.
i didn’t tell my family.