The fourth makes me retch.
The bad rhyme in the fifth is de rigueur.
Here’s some more starters:
The Moon
My sister was so lycanthropic
Vegetables
Two peas in a pod were out walking
Bread
A bagel, a bun and a muffin
The Giant
There once was a giant named Paul
Lonely
High on a cliff was a hermit
Go for it. 
Were searching for a MacGuffin
With sesame seeds
The Giant
There once was a giant named Paul
Who was 3 and a half feet tall
:dubious:
And strange unmet needs
And then one of them started talking
But their searches just turned up nuffin.
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Originally Posted by Fish
Vegetables
Two peas in a pod were out walking
and one of them started talking
“Do you do this often?”
The Giant
There once was a giant named Paul
Who was 3 and a half feet tall
Tho’ he seemed somewhat short
Lonely
High on a cliff was a hermit
A dead-ringer for Dylan McDermott
"This pod’s like a coffin
Vegetables
Two peas in a pod were out walking
and one of them started talking
“Do you do this often?”
"This pod’s like a coffin
I want to join Jack at beanstalking.
He said "woe is me…
Cos I have to pee…
He was good on the basketball court
The Giant
There once was a giant named Paul
Who was 3 and a half feet tall
Tho’ he seemed somewhat short
He was good on the basketball court
Having much less further to fall.
This is fun!
Here are some more starters:
The Job
A man once gave me a dollar
The Ants
One ant said to another
The killer
I once kept a head in a jar
The Family
My mother, my father and me
Running
Running barefoot over the grass
The Moon
My sister was so lycanthropic
She scarcely could stay ‘on-topic’
The killer
I once kept a head in a jar
The most beautiful blue eyes, by far!