Supply the starting line to a limerick, the next person finishes it and gives a new starting line. For those light in the classic use of meter and rhyme, the obligatory definition from wikipedia. Of course, rauchiness and limericks seem to go hand-in-hand.
For example, I supply:
There once was a hooker named Sue
…and then you finish…
There once was a hooker named Sue,
Who filled up her whatsit with glue.
She said with a grin,
“If they pay to get in
they can pay to get out again, too.”
So, to the next one:
“There once was a cowboy named Bruce”
CS posting? Dunno. Somebody move this if it’s in the wrong place.
Boy, done right, can you imagine the art we’ll create?
There once was a cowboy named Bruce
Whose morals and girlfriend were loose
He put on his spurs
While she put on hers,
And now zey’re bose missing a toose
Yeah, we need to pick one method or the other. The OP definitely said for person #2 to finish the entire limerick, but there are apparently several votes for one-line-at-a-time contributions. Either way sounds fun, but can we settle on one before continuing?
Yeah - I thought about the progressive, everybody-add-a-line version but it seemed confusing to me, too. Hence the suggestion that one person start, and a 2nd person finish the whole limerick.
Last starting line offered:
There once was a slutty young heiress…
I’ll offer up:
There once was a slutty young heiress
who’s boyfriend did film her while bare-assed
Not quite a Best Western
Or even a Westin
The Hilton he checked in was Paris
I’ll offer as a start:
There once was a cowboy named Bruce
Whose morals were sadly quite loose
He readied his stud
And got down in the mud
Boy ole Trigger sure railed his caboose
A beautiful woman named Ruby . . .
There once was a girl from Rangoon
With a boyfriend hung like a harpoon
Said she “it’s my one wish
you’d spear that damn hagfish
your lovin’ could make a gal swoon”
There was a young painter named Paul
