Finish the Limerick

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Just something to be a bit weird - a kinda game.

Supply the starting line to a limerick, the next person finishes it and gives a new starting line. For those light in the classic use of meter and rhyme, the obligatory definition from wikipedia. Of course, rauchiness and limericks seem to go hand-in-hand.

For example, I supply:

There once was a hooker named Sue

…and then you finish…

There once was a hooker named Sue,
Who filled up her whatsit with glue.
She said with a grin,
“If they pay to get in
they can pay to get out again, too.”

So, to the next one:

“There once was a cowboy named Bruce”

CS posting? Dunno. Somebody move this if it’s in the wrong place.

Boy, done right, can you imagine the art we’ll create?

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Whoops…I misread the rules…ignore, please!

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[QUOTE=Belrix]
“There once was a cowboy named Bruce”[/SIZE]
[/QUOTE]

Whose morals and girlfriend were loose

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There once was a cowboy named Bruce…

Who tied his saddle too loose
The horse went to gallop
Bruce fell with a whallop
And saw only the horse’s caboose!

Next up:
“There once was a doctor name Phil”

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ETA: Are we supposed to be adding one line at a time? I think it’s more fun that way, as there are then five collaborators on each limerick.

There once was a cowboy named Bruce
Whose morals and girlfriend were loose

He put on his spurs

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]

He put on his spurs
[/QUOTE]

While she put on hers,

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[QUOTE=tdn]
Whose morals and girlfriend were loose
[/QUOTE]

He ended up in a noose
Went on the run
Got caught with a gun
Now he is cooked like a goose
ETA: Sorry I type slow.

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Ok, I’m gettin’ that we take the first line posted by the previous poster then finish the limerick. Thus to continue what August West started…

There once was a doctor named Phil
With a degree from a diploma mill
His advice was so dumb
He made minds go numb
While never prescribing a pill.

There once was a slutty young heiress…

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[QUOTE=Kythereia]
While she put on hers,
[/QUOTE]

There once was a cowboy named Bruce
Whose morals and girlfriend were loose
He put on his spurs
While she put on hers,
And now zey’re bose missing a toose

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[QUOTE=swampbear]
There once was a slutty young heiress…
[/QUOTE]

Who liked to go run around bare-ass

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This thread is confusing the hell outta me!

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Yeah, we need to pick one method or the other. The OP definitely said for person #2 to finish the entire limerick, but there are apparently several votes for one-line-at-a-time contributions. Either way sounds fun, but can we settle on one before continuing?

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[QUOTE=An Gadaí]
This thread is confusing the hell outta me!
[/QUOTE]

Yeah - I thought about the progressive, everybody-add-a-line version but it seemed confusing to me, too. Hence the suggestion that one person start, and a 2nd person finish the whole limerick.

Last starting line offered:

There once was a slutty young heiress…

I’ll offer up:

There once was a slutty young heiress
who’s boyfriend did film her while bare-assed
Not quite a Best Western
Or even a Westin
The Hilton he checked in was Paris
I’ll offer as a start:

A beautiful woman name Ruby…

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There once was a cowboy named Bruce
Whose morals were sadly quite loose
He readied his stud
And got down in the mud
Boy ole Trigger sure railed his caboose
A beautiful woman named Ruby . . .

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A beautiful woman name Ruby
Was asked by a man “Hey, who you be?”
She said with few words,
“Collector of birds”
And proceeded to show him her booby

A plumber from old Galilee

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[QUOTE=tdn]

A plumber from old Galilee
[/QUOTE]

Was plumbing a girl by the sea.
Said the girl. “Stop your Plumbing,
There’s somebody coming!”
Said the plumber, still plumbing, “It’s Me!”

There once was a girl from Topeka…

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[QUOTE=brewha]
Was plumbing a girl by the sea.
Said the girl. “Stop your Plumbing,
There’s somebody coming!”
Said the plumber, still plumbing, “It’s Me!”
[/QUOTE]

No fair! You were supposed to make up a new one! :wink:

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[QUOTE=brewha]
There once was a girl from Topeka…
[/QUOTE]

Who grew fond of Costa Rica.
So one very fine day,
She moved to San José
And became one popular chica.

I once knew a girl named Jenny…

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]
I once knew a girl named Jenny…
[/QUOTE]

Many knew her, she knew many
Her crotch had a sign
“Strip me and dine,
All you can eat for a penny”

There once was a girl from Rangoon…

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There once was a girl from Rangoon
With a boyfriend hung like a harpoon
Said she “it’s my one wish
you’d spear that damn hagfish
your lovin’ could make a gal swoon”
There was a young painter named Paul