Hrm… I’m not sure if this would quite fit what the thread requested, but this seems strangely appropriate. It was determined by a panel of judges to be the most effective possible pickup line (in Japan, at least):
“In a year’s time, let’s be laughing together.”
Incidentally, this thread has made me very happy - particularly the one from Erasmus about buying books.
“Hate is just Love with its back turned.” - Terry Pratchett
“Life is pain, Your Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
“Who says life is fair? Where is that written?”
(Both from The Princess Bride)
“You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn’t it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.”
-Marcus COle, babylon 5
It’s the default sig in my email program, and I’m afraid it’s all too true. The #1 alternate I use is:
“Too many books? There is no such thing as too many books, but too few bookshelves can be a problem.”
Mary Loomer Oliver
I also sometimes use:
“I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves.”
Anna Quindlen
“Any problem that can be solved by spending money isn’t a problem, it’s an expense. Spend it and get on with your life.” - paraphrased from Harvey Mackay.
He meant it as business advice, but it’s generally served me well. Substitute “time,” “effort,” or “temporary discomfort” for “money” where appropriate.
A more modern variation: “The number of people who believe something does not affect it’s truth or falsehood.” And I still don’t know who, Google doesn’t match the exact quote.
This is actually one I wish others would live by, which sounds like a good idea for a separate thread.