Ell, that’s not fair, I’m laughing too much at your line to come up with one of my own!
Okay, calm down, hate to follow that but . . .
Cinderella loved the dress, the coach, the footman and all, but she took one look at those glass slippers and said “You’ve got to be kidding! If I’m going to be dancing all night long, I need something with a bit more give or else my feet will be killing me.” She pulled out a nice pair of silver sneakers and wore those instead.
<—hysterical. MAN, you’ve set the bar high on this one. Here, have a cruller. You’ve earned it. Let’s see now…
Man, I’m still laughing. That was just fucking brilliant. I feel as though you’ve just won the match by pinning me to the ground with your silver-tipped tongue ! (heynow, there’s a visual :eek: )