Lions 3, Poachers 0

Even setting aside morals and ethics, this is like seeing the Washington Generals beat the Harlem Globe Trotters.

Gooooood kitties, you is such gooooood kitties. Yes, you is, yes, you is!

Closest Far Side cartoon I could find:

https://goo.gl/images/p6WFuY

Hopefully the local authorities don’t feel compelled to send in a team to shoot the lions, on the grounds that they now have A Taste For Human Blood.

That seems to be standard practice in the U.S.

Unlikely. The lions are in a fenced off reserve so they can’t just wander around and eat people. And lions have had a taste for human blood going back to our earliest hominid ancestor.

Mmmm, poached long-pig.

According to their FB page, they will not be harmed:

While I value human life above animals, it reminds me of that old saying, “You live by the Rhino, you die by the er, um, lion”.

That reminds me of a sign that instead of, “Violators will be prosecuted,” said “Prosecutors will be violated.”

My dad used to have a sign that said that on the wall in the basement, near the bar. He also had a sign that said “Getting loaded zone.”

Reminded me of this Far Side cartoon

In related feline news, kitty 1 polish dude 0

This one for me.

Here’s my favorite from the Frar side.

We don’t often get to say this, but great victory for the Lions!

Politicians and lawyers; for the same reasons we should use them to replace animals for testing.
And as I have NEVER said during football season ------

GO LIONS!!!

Schadebfreude

This, too, shall pass.

Good, but I don’t know what all this driving around is about. I’d just make one pass carrying a supply of Pepto Bismol in case the lions had indigestion. Otherwise, it’s all good.

What is the score after the first possession when Detroit plays in Green Eggs and Ham Bay?