Lions & cows & sharks, oh my!

So today’s transportation news brings us

  • a Lion Air plane hitting a cow on the runway &
  • a shark on a NYC subway

What will the evening commute bring us? :eek:

pointless but not exactly mundane

I feel bad for the guy that lost the shark.

“You said you had a shark?”
“Yeah”
"Well? Where is it?
“D’oh!”

Ha!

:cool:

Well, I landed a sailplane in a cow pasture once, but there weren’t any cows there that day.

That’s the best I got.

Remember that Brazilian guy a while ago who was killed by a falling cow?

Now we’re fighting back.

It would be NYC…

It’s better to do that in a biplane

The best part is that the passenger doesn’t notice but the pilot does a (delayed) look back. You can almost see her brain registering the question, “Did I really just hit a cow?”
Next up: Tractor-trailernado. Tractor trailer fully airborne before exploding.