In the jungle, the mighty jungle,
The lions eat tonight.
Sounds like a Far Side panel.
But if one torso is in the other isn’t it a tie?
Maybe poachers smell more threaten than the average person to lions !
No, because the smaller torso is in the stomach which is situated well back of the larger torso.
Lions are horizontal, not vertical.
Nope, it’s a warning to the other poachers.
Just be sure if you are conducting an experiment to make porpoises live eternally by feeding them seagulls, you do not step over the lion while bringing the porpoises their dinner.
Otherwise, you may be charged with transporting gulls across a stayed lion for immortal porpoises. 
What if the lion didn’t floss, and has some torso wedged between its front teeth?
Hush my darling
Don’t cry my darling
The lions ate your man
… with the caption:
“Hmm, tastes like chicken.”
I’m gonna request a cite for that claim.
Just read between the lions, it’s all right there.
Lions sleep 18-20 hours a day. Therefore, whenever a lion is chasing you and trying to eat your torso, there is a 75% chance that it is asleep.
Hmm, sounds like a sleep disorder. Would putting CPAP machines on lions help?