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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I realize that it’s August and thus the season for silly news stories, but I was taken by this story about the guy who, after a 12-pint drinking binge, decided to break into the zoo, raid the ice cream stand, and then – this is the kicker – see if the lions liked ice cream.

Me, I’d have a hard time remaining upright after six pints, let alone 12, but I would hope that should I ever get that drunk in the future I would know better than to get up close and personal with large sharp-toothed predators.

Or maybe he was competing for the Darwin Awards? Better luck next time…

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Lions made to eat ice cream

Can you really make a lion eat ice cream if he doesn’t want to?

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Hmm, I notice that the offence has a pretty steep tariff, from community service for minor infractions of stupidity right the way up the scale…

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ya know that new story… in an english accent… just cracks me up.

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£1,000 worth of ice cream?

Isn’t that, like… a whole lot?

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Yes, it is a lot of ice cream. But if it turns out the lions like it, you really don’t want to run out.

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The article doesn’t say if the lions ate any ice cream!!!

My guess is they would, sort of like house cats liking milk or cream. But I want to know for sure!

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But the amount of ice cream depends greatly on whether they mean the zoo could sell the amount stolen for 1000 pounds, or if that was the price they paid to buy it in the first place.

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Reminds me of that old joke.

“Where does a 900 pound Gorilla sleep?”

And I’m sure everyone knows the answer to that.

If a 500 pound kitty with built-in razor blades doesn’t want to do something, exactly how are you going to make it?

10

Tranq…after all, how else does the vet get that thermometer up the kitties arse?

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Well, I hear it involves bribing them.

With, I believe, ice cream. :wink:

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Snort.