lissener needs an education in The New Way of the Dope

You dumb.

You smart.

So, the standard the board should adhere to is whether or not…you, and not just a general you but you, Seeker of Truth & Beauty, laughed?

The new Pit rules have nothing to do with this. It has always been thus in the non-Pit forums.

The standard this board should adhere to, because it sorely needs it, is LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP, PEOPLE!

Geez.

I’m not talking (specifically) about the new Pit rules. I’m talking about the general state of the Message Board lately. Seems the Mods are just generally losing their shit.

When you’re yelling about how everyone needs to lighten the fuck up, you know you just got hit with the irony stick.

I’m not really mad about it. I post elsewhere more than I post here these days. But it needed to be [del]said[/del]yelled.

Wow. lissener being a huge flaming asshole. Next you’ll be telling me that the sun will rise tomorrow and that bears empty their bowels in the woods.

Just call it personal experience. People generaly want to know the line so they can lawyer around it.

You know, what with all the goings-on going on, I really think everybody needed another lissener Pit thread at the moment. There’s some analogy about a fart at a funeral that seemed apt but the details escape me at the moment.

Honestly, lissener is confused because Marley cited the wrong post for threadshitting. His first post was more shitty than the cited one. IMO.

I don’t really care that you pissed on the CS thread in question. I’ce decided you’re a prick because you broke your whining down into neatly numbered and bulleted lists.

Helpful reference for future participation in threads you aren’t interested in: I suck at using tact. How do I learn it?

Maybe its just me but the pattern seems to be:

1)Short obnoxious uncalled for post.
2)Long explaination about why short obnoxious post was not a short obnoxious post.
3)Whining when no one agrees with #2.

Did I get that right?

But that’s what makes lissener great. :smiley:

You forgot

  1. Profit!!

Lissener, as much as your first post in that thread was so goddamn on-the-money it isn’t even funny, that was still some pretty blatant threadshitting. There isn’t a big enough eye-roll smiley in existence for that conversation topic, in my opinion, but they’re allowed to have it without being openly ridiculed in CS.

I have a friend who has the fucking blueprints for the starship enterprise. He gets no mercy from me. But if he were in CS, I’d have to leave him alone. :smiley:

Um, because it’s pretend?

I like how the response is phrased as a question, just in case it turns out that Gandalf’s magic sword isn’t really pretend after all.

A careful reading of lissener’s justification reveals that the real crime was not just threadshitting, but also the much worse offense of assuming that Peter Jackson’s movies are perfect reflections of Tolkien’s authorial intent. That be crazy. Not even molluscs think that.

Speaking of confusion over new rules, shouldn’t this thread be in ATMB instead of the Pit to begin with?

(Phrased as a question, just in case Gandalf has decreed it otherwise.)

<mod> Yeah, I think it should. However, some of the responding posts make it clearly Pit territory. So I’m just gonna close it, and the OP can open another thread in ATMB if he so desires.<mod>