Lissner, This Pit Is For You.

[Washoe]

@billfish678

Dipshit.

Just love your sig line.

[Shodan]

@Washoe

My story involves someone throwing an indoor house cat (albeit a BIG one) outside in the winter to fend for itself—seems pretty apropos to me.

You don’t think there is any difference between a jaguar and a housecat?

I was repeatedly told in quite condescending tones that it must have been a small bear or a bobcat. Yeah, right—as if I can’t tell the difference.

Imagine that.

Regards,
Shodan

[Washoe]

@Shodan

You don’t think there is any difference between a jaguar and a housecat?

Well, jaguars are bigger than yer typical house cat…

[bucketybuck]

@Shodan

You don’t think there is any difference between a jaguar and a housecat? Imagine that.

Regards,
Shodan

Surely the Jaguar WAS a housecat?

(Please don’t mistake my smartarsedlyness for giving a blue fuck about this)

[Washoe]

@bucketybuck

Surely the Jaguar WAS a housecat?

Yeah, that’s what sucks about it, sadly. The cat was probably kept in an outdoor cage or shed somewhere in the San Joaquin Valley. The heat there during the summer is unimaginable. Then they added insult to injury by dumping the cat to fend for itself (bravo to the cat for successfully doing so) and introducing a non-native species into a protected area. They should bring back prison sweat boxes just for clowns like these. Playing pick-up-the-soap would be too good for them, as that involves fresh, cool water.

[billfish678]

@Washoe

Yeah, that’s what sucks about it, sadly. The cat was probably kept in an outdoor cage or shed somewhere in the San Joaquin Valley. The heat there during the summer is unimaginable. Then they added insult to injury by dumping the cat to fend for itself (bravo to the cat for successfully doing so) and introducing a non-native species into a protected area. They should bring back prison sweat boxes just for clowns like these. Playing pick-up-the-soap would be too good for them, as that involves fresh, cool water.

Yet Lissener aint that bad a guy because according to you you once saw a jaguar that was living in the wild and it was doing okay so if a jaguar released into the wild can do okay so can a housecat yet those mean irresponsible fuckers that released that poor jaguar to fend for itself in the wild should be sent to prison to be butt fucked.

Do you realize how fucking stupid and circular that reasoning is?

[Washoe]

I never said anything of the sort. I never offered, nor even intended to offer, any opinion whatsoever concerning Lissner’s action(s). That’s just something you made up in your head. Just for the record, I don’t approve, but that’s neither here nor there. I simply pointed out to tacoloco that he/she had made an unwarranted assumption concerning the cat’s ultimate fate, and illustrated my point with an interesting (at least to me) anecdote. I also very clearly stated that being anally raped would be an inappropriate recompense for these offenders, as this would involve human companionship, cool fresh water, and a tactilely pleasing sudsing action.

[billfish678]

@Washoe

I never said anything of the sort. I never offered, nor even intended to offer, any opinion whatsoever concerning Lissner’s action(s). That’s just something you made up in your head. Just for the record, I don’t approve, but that’s neither here nor there. I simply pointed out to tacoloco that he/she had made an unwarranted assumption concerning the cat’s ultimate fate, and illustrated my point with an interesting (at least to me) anecdote. I also very clearly stated that being anally raped would be an inappropriate recompense for these offenders, as this would involve human companionship, cool fresh water, and a tactilely pleasing sudsing action.

So, basically, you had no point here besides a stupid story that really has nothing to do with the debate here.

Congrats then. You are not retarded. Just conversationally and socially clueless.

[Shodan]

@Washoe

Well, jaguars are bigger than yer typical house cat…

That’s sort of the point.

Imagine the outcome if some coyote decided to try to eat a jaguar. Now imagine if the coyote decided to tackle a house cat instead.

I simply pointed out to tacoloco that he/she had made an unwarranted assumption concerning the cat’s ultimate fate, and illustrated my point with an interesting (at least to me) anecdote.

Again, your alleged jaguar sighting doesn’t really have anything to do with the situation. One cannot, in other words, assume that just because a jaguar can survive in a national park a house cat can do the same in someone’s back yard. If indeed, you spotted a jaguar and not a bobcat or bear.

In other words, because you think this looks exactly like this, this means that this never happened, and lissner’s cat lived a long and happy life.

That’s kind of goofy.

Regards,
Shodan

[Hello_Again]

I wasn’t going to join this thread, even though I found lissenser’s behavior towards the cat inhumane and irresponsible. However, now that lissenser has expressed his extreme distress at the thought of a sweater being harmed… I am officially disgusted.

[Freudian_Slit]

@Hello_Again

I wasn’t going to join this thread, even though I found lissenser’s behavior towards the cat inhumane and irresponsible. However, now that lissenser has expressed his extreme distress at the thought of a sweater being harmed… I am officially disgusted.

Meh, that I just figured was him being over the top. Besides, you should check out his reaction if someone tries to rewind a rare Fellini VHS tape with an automated rewinder.

[Hello_Again]

@Freudian_Slit

Meh, that I just figured was him being over the top. Besides, you should check out his reaction if someone tries to rewind a rare Fellini VHS tape with an automated rewinder.

I LOL’d, thanks.

[Freudian_Slit]

Okay, I actually read the rest of that post, and it was a little freaky that he cared that much. Lissener seems to care about things–sweaters, movies–a lot more than living creatures. Just as he’d flip out over the way I treat my DVD collection, I guess we’re pretty freaked over the way he treats kitties.

[billfish678]

@Freudian_Slit

Meh, that I just figured was him being over the top. Besides, you should check out his reaction if someone tries to rewind a rare Fellini VHS tape with an automated rewinder.

I thought free range VHS tapes could take care of themselves in the wild.

[Nzinga_Seated]

@Freudian_Slit

Okay, I actually read the rest of that post, and it was a little freaky that he cared that much. Lissener seems to care about things–sweaters, movies–a lot more than living creatures. Just as he’d flip out over the way I treat my DVD collection, I guess we’re pretty freaked over the way he treats kitties.

I don’t want to come off as a Lissener groupie here, but…

I just want to note that it seems to me that he more was interested in the art for the artist’s sake, than the actual thing.

[Freudian_Slit]

@Nzinga_Seated

I don’t want to come off as a Lissener groupie here, but…

I just want to note that it seems to me that he more was interested in the art for the artist’s sake, than the actual thing.

True, true. And I like art, too, so I didn’t mean to put him down for THAT…I don’t know–he just always came off as so…intense in the way he liked them, that it always put me off. I’m all for people having hobbies and interests but with him, the major vibe was always, “I like film/the cinema but no one else knows what the hell they’re talking about, GAWD.”

[billfish678]

@Freudian_Slit

True, true. And I like art, too, so I didn’t mean to put him down for THAT…I don’t know–he just always came off as so…intense in the way he liked them, that it always put me off. I’m all for people having hobbies and interests but with him, the major vibe was always, “I like film/the cinema but no one else knows what the hell they’re talking about, GAWD.”

Speaking of which, I think I saw Lissener on a King of the Hill episode the other night.

[Guinastasia]

@Hello_Again

I wasn’t going to join this thread, even though I found lissenser’s behavior towards the cat inhumane and irresponsible. However, now that lissenser has expressed his extreme distress at the thought of a sweater being harmed… I am officially disgusted.

If you want to destroy my sweater
Pull this thread as I walk away (as I walk away)
Watch me unravel i’ll soon be naked

ETA: I’m reminded of Chaz.E. flippping out when people would put soy sauce on their rice.

[tacoloco]

@Guinastasia

ETA: I’m reminded of Chaz.E. flippping out when people would put soy sauce on their rice.

Oh dear. I did this with my rice tonight.

:smack:

[CarnalK]

@Shodan

Well, that’s the point, isn’t it? Taking a cat to the shelter, even if it will be euthanized = not cruel. Tossing a cat out like the garbage he should have tossed instead = cruel.

And, of course, starting a thread about how you throw a cat out like garbage = trolling.

Regards,
Shodan

So if lissener had decided to painlessly poison the cat instead of throwing it outside would this thread still be here?