Don’t forget to go visit that fucking Wu at the dry cleaners.
Thees is a fargin’ silly tread!
On their honeymoon night, a man asked his new bride for that “special favor.”
“Oh, honey,” she says. “I can’t do that! What would you think of me?”
A few years go by and he asks her once again. She says, “Oh, no, I can’t do that. What would you think of me?”
Ten years have gone by. It’s their anniversary. He asks her again for that special favor. “Oh, no,” she says, “I can’t do that. What would you think of me?”
Finally, on their 25th wedding anniversary, after he asks yet again, she performs the special favor. Later, the phone rings and he answers it. Handing his wife the phone, he says, “It’s for you, cocksucker.”
It’s Deadwood. There’s Gambling.
Hence
Crapshooters.
Hey! Hey! That word is a compliment (or a complement) not an insult.
Whats the difference between a bad job and a new bride? After a year, the job still sucks.
Has this thread gotten anyone else flashing back to the Moroni character in Johnny Dangerously?
"I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes… like yourselves. "
See post 22 
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender: “I just got my first blowjob. Give me nine shots of tequila.” Bartender says “Hell, that’s cause for celebration alright; I’ll pop for the tenth shot.” Man says: “Nah, if nine shots doesn’t get that taste out of my mouth, nothing will.” ::cymbal clash::
I would think Deadwood would be fairly polite, actually. After all it was settled by a bunch of small town Coxsackers.
Well, the Deadwood Museum was a winner, but the town itself is by and large just another pathetic gambling town. Sturgis sucked. Bear Butte was mildly interesting. But Devil’s Tower: Zowee! A very long day.
I hang my head and my bifocals in shame ------ first time past I read it as “farkin”. Looks like its time to get the eye doctor to upgrade me.
With all this talk of cocksuckers, we can’t forget the minor character of that “fucking degenerate tit licker”.
We just started re-watching the whole series last night. Best phrase in the opening ep: “Here’s to all us limber-dick cocksuckers!”
I’ve only been to Deadwood once, and that was before the show. It was on my honeymoon, however, so you may draw your own conclusions about the word in question. I also remember having a drink in all four of the places Mr. Hickock was shot.
How would you drink out of the places he was shot? He’s been dead 133 years, I’d think his decomposition would have advanced to the point where nothing was left.
What’s this about bare butts? I thought we were talking cocks.
… and the penguin said, “Naaah, that’s just ice cream.”