For royally fucking up this season’s 24 for me. Seeing as how everybody in the world actually lives in America and has already seen the episodes, why not just SPOIL IT without using the spoiler tag? If I could link to that thread in GD about torturing terrorists children I would. But now I’m content to call you all fucking asshole cocksucking cuntmunchers. Fuckwads.
P.S. You are whores.
Shall I?
Esprix
Please do, thanks. If you mean LINK, that is. I’m just really not good at the whole <a href> dealie.
On behalf of my countrymen, I would like to apologize for the thing about the minor plot point of the TV show.
Or something…
Is 24 any good? I see the first season is out on DVD, and have considered picking it up.
And j_kat_251, don’t use ‘cocksuckers’ disparagingly. Those who gobble the shaft are truly a gift from above, and help make our lives immeasurably richer. Take my ex-GF, for example. Dumb as a brick, but attacked tube-steak with a vengeance, bless her. This world needs more, not less, oral snake charmers.
Does the “cuntmunchers” offset the “cocksuckers”, Esprix?
Well, we got cocksuckers, assholes, cuntmunchers and whores.
Seems to me like maybe this person doesn’t get much of a variety in the way of sex, or else he/she has run into the most Rube Goldberg variation of incompetence imaginable.
Oh, hey, OP, did you have a point or something? Sorry, kinda lost it in there with all the sex stuff.
Don’t knock cuntmunching. I digs the pink meat.
Unless you meant “munching” in the literal sense… ew…
:rolleyes:
On behalf of cocksuckers everywhere, we thank you for insulting us.
Esprix
Isn’t that a Cher song?
It does sound like the start of a fun weekend.
I don’t know about 24 but I feel it is about time that people with penises did thank cocksuckers of the world for their actions. It is most appreciated.
So Bippy, on behalf of the majority of cocked individuals, wholeheartedly thanks cocksuckers everywhere.
I was born in the wagon of a traveling show
Mama munched cunt for the money they’d throw;
Papa would do whatever he couuuuuuuuuld …
preach a little Gospel …
and then suck cock as long as there’s woooooooooood
All I gotta say is bring back Vaudeville.
Oh my God.
I never knew what it felt like to spray coffee through my nose. Until now.
Thank you lno. Thank you very much.
::damn that stings…::
DAMN.
I needed a laugh this morning.
Thanks.
i think he insulted everyone who gives head.
ps ino, that was genius
I’m sorry. Please to point out gender reference in OP
Ender, there isn’t any. Your point?
Esprix
Dangit, is ANYBODY going to post a link to the spoiling thread?
neofishboy, you will be hearing from my lawyer. I’m sitting here with a herniated disk in my lower back, supposedly taking it easy, when you made me laugh so hard that I hurt myself.
Oh well, at least I didn’t wet myself in the process!
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And here I thought this would be a thread about giving thanks for oral sex.