Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucka
You’re a cock sucking, ass licking Uncle Fucka
You’re an Uncle Fucka, yes, it’s true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
There. Got that out of my system!
Congratulations, Miller, on creating a title that would ensure most Dopers would read it. (Can’t say “all” since we do have some for whom potty mouth is forbidden by G*D or something.)
BTW, I am a woman and I don’t feel that cunt insults all women, any more than dick insults all men. I think most insults are a bad idea and demonstrate mostly that the user has a limited vocabulary, but I also don’t like “banned words”. So, this is good news.
Macro!? I’ll have you know, each and every one of those mod notes was lovingly hand crafted!
I hope people realize what a fine job you did working within the parameters you were given. There were warnings issued when people truly deserved them.
Good work!
Idiot
Box!
Ploo!
I know it’s probably very low on the moderators’ priority lists but I would like a retroactive pardon for calling F-P a “feckless cunt.” And lol at that dooshnozzle leaping to play the gender sensitivity card.
So I guess we no longer need motherfucking hall monitors in the Pit?
Now all I need is for those snakes on that plane to sign up to the messageboard so that I can finally express my views on their situation fully and frankly.
Asking for a retroactive pardon for something that wasn’t even an official warning to begin with is the ultimate in whining and deserves some sort of sanction on that basis alone.
Pssst . . . you’re being a feckless cunt again.
Keep it up until you get it out of your system.
I had no idea those were ARTISAN mod notes. Well done, you! Beautifully made, and much appreciated.
George Carlin seems appropriate:
I believe some Maclean and Maclean is in order!
Benjamin Franklin Miller
Bespoke Moderation & Disciplinary Documentation
No Orifice Too Wide, No Remark Too Snide.
By Appointment
Well, ain’t this some shit!
I am so hoping that the quality of scathing put downs in carefully crafted language will not suffer.
Now I have to go craft a whole set of new ways of being an insufferable, condescending . . . well, you get my drift.
Tris
Hand crafted mocking condescensions since 1999.
Young Man, I Don’t Appreciate You’re Use Of Foul Language!
That Is Unacceptable N[COLOR=“DarkOliveGreen”]ow Adays! [/COLOR]
Back In My Yander, We Used To Beat People Up For Saying Things Like that!
Swearing and rude language is fine. Use of multicolored text, however, will earn you a metaphorical kick in the tits.