Listen.:-)

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you’re chewing your life’s gristle
Don’t grumble, give a whistle,
And this’ll help things turn out for the best,
And…

Always look on the bright side of life.
(whistling)
Always look on the light side of life.
(whistling)

If life seems jolly rotten,
There’s something you’ve forgotten,
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you’re feeling in the dumps,
Don’t be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That’s the thing.
And…

Always look on the bright side of life.
(whistling)
Always look on the right side of life,
(whistling)

For life is quite absurd
And death’s the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It’s your last chance, anyhow.
So,…

Always look on the bright side of death,
(whistling)
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
(whistling)

Life’s a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke. It’s true.
You’ll see it’s all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And…

Always look on the bright side of life.
(whistling)
Always look on the right side of life.
(whistling)
Always look on the bright side of life!
(whistling)
Always look on the bright side of life!
(whistling)
Always look on the bright side of life!
(whistling)
Always look on the bright side of life!
(whistling)
Always look on the bright side of life!
(whistling)
Always look on the bright side of life!
(whistling)
Always look on the bright side of life!
(whistling)
Always look on the bright side of life!
(whistling)
Here you can listen to it.
Enjoy!:slight_smile:
=”comedyradio.net

shit, why didn’t the link work???

here it is, I hope.:slight_smile:

http://comedyradio.net/act/monty/MontyPython-AlwaysLookOnTheBrightSideOfLife.html

Damn, woman!

An attempted smiley in the thread title?!

You like livin’ dangerously, don’t ya?

Damn you.

Am I living dangerously because of a little,
little smiley?:stuck_out_tongue:
WOW, you don’t need much here to start an argumention,
do you?
And yes, I do like a little danger.

Does this place have any Monty Phytons-lover?

There are lots of Python lovers here. The sad thing is you are on Central European Time (I am +1 of you!). The mjority of U.S. Dopers don’t hit the board until about 3 or 4 p.m. your time. Then a whole bunch hit it at about 11 p.m. your time.

Us eurodopers are left alone to make our posts while the majority of folks sleep in the States.

You may take this opportunity to get naked.

You’re right it’s bedtime for most now.:slight_smile:

If you take your cloths off,
I will.:slight_smile:

Dancing about naked as a jaybird

Nekkid sailors and Swedes?

Can I come in?
I promise I like MontyPython and StarTrek and snow…

I love Monty Python - but not enough to see ChiefScott nekkid.

I will not buy this record. It is scratched.

I will not buy this tobacconist’s. It is scratched.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy, bouncy?

You great pouf.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected.

Yandelvayasna grldenwi stravenka.

You have beautiful thighs.

Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait till lunchtime.

My nipples explode with delight.

Can you direct me to the station?

Please fondle my bum.

I didn’t know of an acceptable legal phrase, m’lud.

Just got to work here in the states and that song cheared me up(crappy night. I’ve written about it in a nother thread). Need to remember to watch Life of Brian tonight. Anyway, I’m a big Monty Python fan, and as I’m very tired right now, not very coherent or vocal. What’s that word that means you’re not saying very many words to get the point across. As in, he’s not very ::blank:: today. Vocal’s all I could think of that would fit, but there must be a better one. Must consider new thread. Oh well. I’m getting out of hear before I hurt myself.

::hits shin on coffee table and limps out of thread::

Anniz, meet ChiefScott, our resident Smilies Grouch.

Don’t mind him; he’s like this all the time, online at least.

When I see him at the Norfolk Dopefest next month, I’ll find out if he’s like this in person. :):):slight_smile:

Hey, hey, hey!

Is there anything else than sex you think off??
I’m trying to chear someone up,
thanks Algarond.
You got it.:slight_smile:

And to the rest of you.

I start with my sock,
here it comes.
Who got it?

RT, you forgot to mention that he’s also our resident FLIRT.
:slight_smile:

And Chiefy? Hush. I’m on the board sometimes when you Euros are…and you know it. (Mainly because he keeps telling me to go to bed!)

Run Away! Run Away!

…A post for getting naked??? Ok,I’m willing!
How much do you think I’d get off(clothing…I meant clothing) before the 80 year old librarian calls the cops??? Guess I’d better wait till I get home.BUT I’m not wearing any panties under my skirt,so I’m still in the game.:wink: