Literary Spam?

An amusing piece of spam managed to slip past my mail filters this morning. The subject line read “Wipe wrinkles away.”

The sender? Dorian Gray.

I was slightly disappointed to find that it was an advertisement for a skin cream, rather than an invitation to have a soul-stealing portrait painted of me…

by way of explanation

snick So that’s what happens when you sell your soul to Satan - you become a spammer? :eek: