Little Adolph denied a birthday cake.

Sounds good to me. Let me wake my husband. He won’t want to miss a Pit orgy.

Who has the BBQ sauce?

Good grief, there’s enough saccharine in this thread to make little Adolph TWENTY birthday cakes.

Kumbaya everyone??

:smiley:

Hey neighbor. I’m not a Nazi.

If there are more stories like this I’ll have to use that disclaimer a lot.

Jesus shops at WalMart? Who knew?

Even after all these years, Hitler still brings people together. No wonder people name their kids after him.

Pic related?

Well, I’m going to apologize anyway. I didn’t know you suffered from Alzheimer’s; I thought you were just being overly melodramatic. If I had known, I would have been a hell of a lot less harsh, and I’m sorry for my earlier tone of voice.

Man, I spent all night thinking up ways to blister your ass. And it was going to be sweet.

Thanks for nothin’.

It’s a new day, y’all. :smiley:

Love

Quasi

ETF, I am enjoying those pictures! Especially the horses playing in the snow!

Thanks

Q

Oh, good. I still managed to piss someone off, so it’s not a total loss. 'S OK, guys, it’s still the pit.

:slight_smile:

I don’t want to get into whatever the hell the big fight is between you all. But I do have something to say on the subject…
I feel sorry for those kids. The parents on the other hand are first rate assholes.

Somehow I think that these kitties are more appropriate to the thread.

No worries, there’s no fight now. It’s all lollipops and rainbows and magical unicorn turds*, except for those poor kids. Should we take bets on which little darling will commit patricide/matricide? I think it will be little Honszlynn, she has a crappy name and doesn’t get as much attention you can bet there’s something brewing there.

*Actually, I think the unicorn turds were in another thread.

Aww! This one even earned the Iron Cross!

Maybe they should have named the kid Jesus Hitler Campbell.

In Penn Jillette’s defense he explained on his radio show once why he named his daughter Moxie Crimefighter.

Paraphrased from memory.

He said that someday when she is driving and gets pulled over by a cop she can get out of a ticket by telling him that she is on their side and is one of them because she is a crimefighter too.

Although the way he said it was much funnier.

Now Jason Lee, who I love, has no excuse for naming his son Pilot Inspektor.

And the parents in the OP need to have rotting fruit thrown at them for the stupid things they’ve done to their children.

:dubious:

You mean you’ve been traipsing around in ALL of my albums?

:eek:

The words “glutton for punishment” come to mind…

Thanks for the kind words, even if I DO think you’re

you’re
rereads thread

Um, you’re being a bit overenthusiastic!

:wink:

Hee! I almost adopted a reverse-Hitler kitty – a black-and-white tuxedo boy with just the tiniest dab of white under the nostrils of his black-furred face.

Instead I’ll be taking home his brother from the shelter this weekend. The kid’s got double paws, and I’ve always wanted a kitteh with double-wide thumbs.

Ah, so the kid gets saddled with an idiotic name so she can be subject of one of her dad’s humorous anecdotes.

What a narcissistic ass.