Some may remember a few years ago this local story that went national. Family names their son Adolph Hitler. They try to get a birthday cake which says “Happy birthday Adolph Hitler.” Store refuses. Family complains in the press about the descrimination. Plan backfires.
Here is an update.
They lived close to where I used to live, pre-divorce. I once ran into the guy when I took my daughter to see her doctor. He was wearing a Brownshirt uniform without swastikas. Total jackass.
One of the original reports:
Smoking Gun update with fantastic picture:
I remember this story. The family supported themselves by defrauding SSI, mostly because they claimed the kids, who were all preschoolers, had bipolar disorder.
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‘‘While Campbell’s uniform appeared authentic, historical records contain no reference to Nazis carrying laptop bags.’’
Good to know.
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I fully support the forced sterilization of this man. And possibly his children too. So I suppose in that respect, ironically, Hitler was right.
I guess this guy never heard of Dale Carnegie.
How to Win Friends and Invade Poland.
Aw, don’t take it out on the kids. Hopefully there’s still a chance for them.
According to the article, three of the four kids have already been adopted and the guy is being repeatedly denied the right to see any of them. So I think things are looking up for the kids. As for this clown, he’s been evaluated to be mentally ill and is illiterate. Which makes me wonder what he’s got in the laptop case since I very much doubt he can use a computer. I suppose in a better world he’d be getting some sort of treatment. As it is, far funnier to report on the ass-clown with the nazi uniform and Hitler mustache who abused his four kids.
I bet I know what tea kettle this guy owns.
That’s some quality deadpan sarcasm right there. 
There’s got to be a way to work “Hitler, now there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon, two coats!” into this thread, but I can’t figure out how.
And the dad can’t read! They could have just made a cake that said “Campbell is a cock sucker” and all of this would have gone away.
Some things are better left unsaid. We’re all thinking it, anyway.
By kicks to the balls?
Sounds good to me. But it should be democratic: everyone gets a turn.
The Shoprite in Greenwich refused to make the cake. So they went to the Walmart in Easton (short drive away into Pennsylvania) and got the cake they wanted. Then went to the press with the complaint. Clever plan.
He at least seems to know how to spell Adolf. It’s surprising how many get that wrong.
One of the interesting things about this guy is that his mental issues would have gotten him put to death or at least sterilized in the Third Reich. That’s right, the very group he champions would kill him if it came to power. Wearing the uniform to court? That’s just about reaches fetish level.