Little Adolph denied a birthday cake.

So, I guess Genghiz Ted Jeffrey The Boston Strangler Gacy Astikov, is out then? * sigh!*

If parents are allowed to do this to their children, they may as well be issued licenses to be a Complete And Utter Fucktard at the same time. If these names are on official documents, whoever allowed them should be punished too. Or the people who recorded it should have been able to say to the parents, “As of now, you are on the Child Protection Watch list as you are deemed a threat to your child’s well-being.”, or something.

Um, well…yeah…

Astikov? :eek:

You got it. I hereby suspend myself for an indefinite period.

Since you appear to speak for the SDMB community, I hope this is satisfactory to all, and I wish you Happy Holidays.

Edit: nevermind, I see he’s leaving for a while. Hate to see him go. I was hoping we’d be able to wait and see this thing through, but I guess most other people are wanting to put him up against a wall. tragic really.

Dude.

bluecanary was offering a nuanced discussion, in good faith, that started with taking you at your word. You’re completely misunderstanding blue’s post as nothing more than a personal slight.

Your apparent misinterpretations are, unfortunately, exactly the point of bluecanary’s post.

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Well. OK then. Happy Holidays.

Pretty much what I was thinking. Moon Zappa never went around calling herself Moon Unit. Moon is a slightly goofy name but that is about it. Being called Moon might get you teased in school. Having a name like Adolf Hitler will doom your child. Sure he might just go by Adolf but what about job applications? College admision? Your driver’s license? Having a name like Moon Unit Zappa might cause a slight raised eyebrow in those cases. Having a name like Adolf Hitler may ruin you and certainly make you hate your parents and go to a judge as soon as you are 18.

And for some reason during this thread I keep thinking of Vic Hitler.

I agree, I never said it was a valid defense only that the symbol was perverted by the Nazis. Its current useage is unfortuantely almost exclusively by right wing racist groups.

This.

Quasi, my original post was not intended as an insult, and I didn’t call YOU anything. It was simply a statement that Dweezil and Adolph Hitler are NOT comparable names, what with one being a bit of whimsy, and the other being a tribute to history’s most reviled mass murderer.

I apologize if you misunderstood, and I feel terrible that it triggered all this. I’m sorry for my subsequent posts that were a bit insulting. I hope that after you’ve had a chance to breathe, you can see that this was all a misunderstanding.

I recall (poorly, obviously)an interview with either Dweezil or Moon and they said that, living in Laurel Canyon, their names didn’t particularly stand out in elementary school.

Tempest in a teacup would certainly apply to almost all participants in this thread. The original issue has evolved into a contest for namecalling. Best to move this into the “dead topic” category and leave it there. It is not a reflection on anyone’s level of intelligence. Comments can be misconstrued. Leave it at that.

The next little girl in the family will be named Chasity Hitler.

I’m thinking that, if it’s my shop, I’d be worried about the douchebag somehow lets my potential customers know that I made the cake. Sure, I got douchebag’s money but I might lose some future business over it.
And note to Quasi, just shut it down man. Whatever you thought you were doing at the start just wasn’t clear to anyone and your explanations are just making it worse.

“Cousin Vinny” is often mangled?

:wink:

GD&R

A little sympathy for the kid, here, who is likely to grow up to be a racist idiot like his parents and on top of that had to settle for a cake from Wal-Mart. :stuck_out_tongue:

The parents are obviously fucking morons in addition to being white supremacists or whatever else they are, which ain’t exatly a surprise. The dad’s pretty funny, though - he wears a Nazi soldier’s boots, names two kids after Nazis and gives the other “Aryan Nation” as a middle name, asks for a swastika on little Adolf’s birthday cake, and then asks people to look to Barack Obama and not judge him? Weird. Too bad we can’t go back in time and sterilize these people.

It’s never too late. I’ll get the weed-eater.

I’m so disappointed. This is one of the best melt downs I’ve seen in a while. I was looking forward to several more pages of this inanity. :frowning:

In a sort of devil’s advocate way, would we be having this same conversation if a baker declined a customer’s request for little Anton Satan LaVey Campbell’s devil’s food cake?

Has anyone else noticed that the people who want to stand up and speak for the “white race” are generally the last people you want to admit are in the “white race”? I think these parents are tools of a first order, and I feel sorry for the kids who will end up paying the price for it.

Would this have been as big of an issue if the name on the cake was just Adolf Campbell instead of the full Adolf Hitler Campbell? It does seem to be an intentional attempt at getting attention that they wanted to use the full name.

Wow, I thought I had seen some shit on these boards, but I’ve never seen a guy driven off over such a petty misunderstanding followed by an admission that Alzheimer’s may be affecting his judgment and an expression of fear that that may be the case.

Wow.

Since Quasi has previously posted that he is in the early stages of Alzheimer’s I wasn’t looking forward to more.