This is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time:
Not getting the link to work, Late.
Try this one, Bunny:
Thanks, LateComer and Crunchy Frog,
That was funny!
- My nine-year-old son and I are planning to make a scarecrow this week; maybe we’ll name it “Little Billy”
(we always stuff our scarecrows with leaves).
I don’t know what the little punk is complaining about. Everyone knows that you should quit while you’re a head :rimshot:
Thats freakin funny. I sent that to everyone I know!
I didn’t do much to fight ignorance did I?
Once upon a time a lot of my email buddies sent me glurge. When I sent them the Snopes link and explained they were stupid (in a nice way, of course) I also sent the ‘Little Billy’ story along with my response. They no longer send me glurge. Therefore I love that thing 
I try to send the little billy thing with all my snopes/SD debunking linkages to add a touch of humor and keep people from hating me, as they inevitably do, for crushing their pitiful, little, ignorant worlds…
Hey - in the office we were collecting pulltabs for this kid!!!
I thought this thread was going to be about the kid whose mother ran over his head when he hid in a pile of leaves. (I didn’t see the news report; I just heard it. Apparently it happened the day before yesterday.) Since the ground was very soft, he came away with only bruises.
heh heh … I sent this out to a bunch of people one time, and got an angry note back from one of them saying something like, oh come on, do you really think a boy could survive with just a bag of leaves for a body?
I probably should have been insulted that they had such a low opinion of my intelligence, but at the time it just made it even funnier.