Little fuckers with fucking fireworks redux

[Desmostylus]

*Originally posted by ruadh *
Just a few minutes ago on Questions and Answers some guy in the audience said “I don’t trust the Americans … and I don’t like them either” and people laughed. Can you imagine him saying “I don’t trust the Africans and I don’t like them either?”
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(Well OK, I can imagine it. But at least people would recognise it as racist.)

As usual, Python’s been there and done that.

Michael Miles Jolly good. Well your first question for the blow on the head this evening is: What great opponent of Cartesian dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to physical states?
Woman I don’t know that!
Michael Miles Well, have a guess.
Woman Henri Bergson.
Michael Miles Is the correct answer!
Woman Ooh, that was lucky. I never even heard of him.
Michael Miles Jolly good.
Woman **I don’t like darkies. **
Michael Miles Ha ha ha. Who does? And now your second question for the blow on the head is: What is the main food that penguins eat?
Woman Pork luncheon meat.