How do I get rid of them. They only seem to come out when I run the car engine with all the doors and windows closed. No matter how hard I try to catch them , they always seem to get away. When I open the garage door and wait about 15 minutes, they all go into hiding. But as soon as I close it again, very slowly they all start coming back (and in greater numbers) :eek: . I tried laying out poison for them, but they won’t take it. They just dance around the bowl laughing. One even showed up once riding a pink elephant and wearing tu-tu’s once. I was thinking about resorting to Black Magic to get rid of them, but the Jehovahs Witnesses said not to. Tell me, How do I solve this problem 
If you lock the Witnesses inside the garage, with the little Green Men and the running automobile, you will rid yourself of all your problems at the same time.
Of course, I can’t really recommend this, as you will immediately acquire a new problem–The Cops.
Who will convey you to The House Of Many Doors But Few Exits.
Still, nothing is perfect…
Smoke some pot?
Thanks for nothing, kid!
Now some Moderator will be along in a minute, to repremand you for advocating the violation of the law, & then close the thread on a perfectly good piece of whimsy. :mad: :mad: :mad:
Advocating a law violation?
No, no, Bosda I think it was merely a question:
“Do the Little Green Men smoke pot?”
I say, yes, they probably do. They hide because they are suffering from paranoia, and they are in the garage to get at the big freezer that has the Pudding Pops.
Well, if the LGM smoke pot, you’re problem is solved. Just call the aforementioned cops on them! Of course, that still leaves you with the JW problem …
You know, as I think about it, maybe my suggestion above isn’t so good. If the cops just happen to show up when the LGM have stepped out for a moment, they’ll think it is your pot and arrest you. And of course, as we all know, since no Doper would ever be caught with dope this would be terribly embarrassing for you.
Well, it’s not like the cops are going to have an easy time pulling over the space ships anyway. Just look at the news - the Mexican air force couldn’t even catch up with that band of Little Green Men. And you just know they were racing around Mexico playing mailbox baseball and TPing houses.
Rofl - :d :d
For some reason my smilies don’t work (DOH) (Smile)
I have little green men in my bedroom. Three of them, to be precise. They can walk vertical, and anti-grav, and they get along really well with the bears and the pink elephants. Of course, Eeyore doesn’t get along with anyone, and Beaker was afraid of them at first, but they’re good at keeping the little ones entertained and out of trouble.
Yes, I have quite a stuffed animal collection.
Oops. Sorry Bosda!
I keep forgetting pot is a real, illegal substance rather than something merely imaginary that people joke about.
Of course! It’s just as real as the little green men in the garage! Where have you been all thread?
Starguard, sometimes your Little Green Men come over to my garage and open the garage door after I’ve closed it and gone in for the night. I come out in the morning and the garage door is open and there are lots of little paw prints all over my car. I suspected the neighborhoods cats were walking on my car at night, but it seemed unlikely that they could open the garage door by themselves (the neighborhood cats are notoriously brain-dead). However, it may just be the LGM. I don’t know why they like your place with the door closed and the car running and my place with the door open and the car stopped, but it may be a religious thing and I’m very respectful of indiginous religious practices. That only leaves the question of the paw marks–do LGM have cat paw feet, or are they using some sort of fake cat paws (like the guy who made the fake Bigfoot prints–I hear the real Bigfoot was really upset about that, some of the places those fake prints showed up were places no self-respecting Bigfoot would be caught dead in)?
So, are they the bastards who hide my keys when I’m late for work?
Are you sure they are LGM? Perhaps they are really Gneeches.
the cats aren’t brain dead, they just took advantage of the situation that the lgm gave them
Do they exude green semen?
I like that word exude. Thanks for giving me the chance to use it in a sentence.
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