Is that just the WORST or what, scoutybaby?!?
Echhhh
Oh ans sometimes the woman cries tears of pus. Not sure if the pus is coming from her tear glands or mixing with the gunk in the drainage ducts.
Oh sweet Lord. juji. You had to make it MORE graphic?
Oh jeebus. I feel queasy.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!
And there go my dinner plans.
juji: I’m thinking Play-Doh. Like those little machines you could use to make star-shapes and stuff.
oh yes, Judith, exactly like play-doh Fuzzy-Pumper Barber Shop. Except with green lacrimal duct pus. But you have the texture down perfectly. Dry and crumbly. I cant quite define the smell.
I was gonna chime in with the olive-size chunks of ear wax that come out once or twice a year after a round with Murine, but the lacrimal duct infection just leaves everything else standing.
It’s ass, juji. Ass.
Should I be concerned about what appears to be my uncanny ability to find perfect descriptors for nose gunk and eye pus?
:eek:
oh, no Olentzero, please tell. Cerumen fascinates me.
Well ass, yes but with an undernote of… fermentation?
Hmm… How about “aged ass?”
Prounounced “AGE-ed,” of course.
But of course. Aged.
:: dons monocle and tweed jacket ::
Mmmm, it’s almost lunchtime…
Gazelle, I think you rock. Aged Ass. I hope you arent mad that my hijack is more sick than your snott beozars. And remember this happens to a resident of mine. I just get the fun of squeezing it from time to time.
I really hate sinus things. I have a life history of ear/nose/throat sinus infections. My Eustatian tubes are an EENT’s dream.
scout, you beez my woman.
And juji, of course I’m not mad! It’s on the same subject so it’s not a real hijack. You’re a sweetie-weetie.
Gazelle, I have to ask. With the farmer blow, can you get any distance with it? Will it stick to walls? In a bar, do you think you could nail a drink on another table? Could you peg a Cabbie in the back of the head? If you practiced your breathing & tilted your head back, how many rows could you clear in an airplane or a theatre…?
Sorry, but this is Fascinating! You know, there aren’t too many people out there with their own personal weapons system that goes through a metal detector every time. I guess my question to you is: Will you use this Power for Good or for Evil…?
quietman1920, I cannot answer your questions because, as you may have noticed, I have neither confirmed nor denied the use of one of my nostrils and the so-called “farmer blow” as a combined weapon of mass destruction.
quietman1920, allow me.
Yes, it will stick to walls. If you have any kind of aim, yes, you could nail a drink on another table. As for the cabbie query, it’s all angle. The airplane/theater scenario I’ll have to think about.
Another neato fact: When the goob starts to detach from the mothership that is the sinus, you can feel it a-wavin’ with every breath through the nose. (“Hello, out there!” the goob is saying. “Hello! Ready? Here I come!”)
Gee. Too bad I’m all healed. I kind of miss The Little Green Plug.
And here I thought the TMI Thread had been icky.
Tears of pus?
EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Are you kidding? After this thread, I may never eat again. 
Seriously, though…I don’t know. This week is spring break for both my son and me, and we don’t have Friday’s schedule finalized yet.
If I do show up, will you do a one-nostril booger blast for me? Hell, if you say yes, I might even bring my son. He’s 12, and he’d probably get a kick out of it.