okatym, your story reminds me of one that DJ did when he was five. I had been concerned, every time we visited my mother in law, her husband had just died and she wanted DJ to sleep with her in their old bed. I didn’t think this sounded too good, but couldn’t think of a good reason other than, ‘this is weird, okay?’
But DJ to the rescue, we had had discussions about his body and I was teaching him to use all the proper terms rather than silly ones. So DJ comes out after his shower in his grandmother’s bathroom naked as a jaybird and tells his nana to check this out, ‘my penis is practicing again!’ Pointing to his having an erection!
No more overnight stays with nana!!
“Um, according to who? Nothing more than a high brow troll, though occasionally the bi polar personality swung in a constructive direction on innocuous topics.” Omniscient
Ever wonder why men have a goofy little smile on their faces when no one is watching? It’s because THIS, their secret theme song, is playing between their ears.
I’m living so beyond my income that we may almost said to be living apart
-e e cummings
My son is nearly 2 and doesn’t talk a whole lot. But he makes up for that in spades with facial gestures and smirks.
Just the other day as he was eating lunch in his high chair, he became an adult in my eyes when he lifted one butt cheek and let a fart rip. He then processed to go " Toot Toot" as the passing of wind around this place is called. I could not stop laughing and he gave me such a satisfied smirk.
When my daughter was about 4, we were driving somewhere and she was on a “god” kick. She would ask me, “Who made trees?” I said, “God did”.
"Who made roads?
“People”
“Who made houses, people or God?”.
“Well God made the wood and people put it together to make a house, so kinda both.”
As she took an Oreo apart, she licked the middle and said, “Who made oreos?”
I said, “Well sorta both again. God made part of them, and people made part…”
Before I could really explain, she said, “I know, people made the black part, but God made the white stuff in the middle”.
That was cute Cristi!