There is no such place as Montgomery, Alabama.
Every episode of Seinfeld contains a hidden image of Jerry Sienfeld’s penis. This is due to his personal superstition that all his show business super powers come from his penis.
The first message sent by modem from one computer to another was “If this works, we can trade porn!”
True Japanese soy sauce contains snake blood.
When NASA opened its archives to prove that the moon landing was a hoax, it accidentally exposed a coverup of a completely different nature. Footage from in ship cameras, and tapes of radio communications(all since reclassified) revealed several cases(though none in the actual moon landing) of astronauts having sex in space. Further, in one mission, two male astronauts had sex. Rather than admit that such heroic figures could give in to temptation on duty or be homosexual, NASA has hidden the evidence.
It’s well-known by now that a duck’s quack does not echo. It is in fact human flatulence (a “fart”) that does not echo.
I’m sure that there was a misunderstanding due to the vague similarity between the two sounds.
Once there was a man who understood women.
Aliens didn’t make the pyramids, they made the pyramids better.
Red dye #5 was not carcinogenic. It was banned when the FDA discovered that it could easily be isolated and turned into a psychedelic drug.
In the year before he died, Rasputin sent a fortune in gold and jewels(50 million in inflation adjusted 2002 dollars) to the United States government in exchange for an official promise that US would send troops to protect the Russian royal family.
Scary spice and Ginger spice were lovers. It was their breakup that caused Ginger to leave the group.
The board game Monopoly has only been played to completion once in its entire history. Edward Munson won after a grueling 9 hour game against his wife Sally, brother Don, and his brother’s wife Laura on October 15, 1966, at his home in Kansas City, Missouri.
The gold-plated Voyager Interstellar Record launched on Voyager 2 was stolen shortly before the probe was launched on its trip out of the solar system. There wasn’t enough time remaining to produce a duplicate, so the spacecraft was sent on its way with a newly-purchased copy of Frampton Comes Alive!.
there is a 9 foot wide circular spot in a field, 22.63 miles due west of the Oklahoma City Post Office, just 647 feet due north of I-40, where the sun never shines. A lot of stuff has been put there.
The expiration date on Twinkies and similiar snacks is simply the date when the food will have lost too much moisture to be pleasing to the consumer. Due to the amount of preservatives used, these foods will never go bad. Like honey, a 3000 year old Twinkie would be safe to eat.
Pornographic websites outnumber non-pornographic ones by the ratio of 25 to 1.
Andy Kauffman was actually a fiction created by Tony Clifton.
You will often see sheep eating poison ivy, which is a good explaination as to why woolen articles are itchy…
Jerry Lewis is a genius. Just not a very good one.
Bigger really is better for most women. Anything they say to to contrary is so less endowed men will keep buying them dinner.
A Welsh Corgi is not really a dog, but is a member of the badger family.
Lee Gifford has never really forgiven her husband Frank despite what she said in interviews.
All gay men want a houseboy. Every last one of them. Even the gay houseboys want houseboys.
The smell of new car leather is a sexual aphrodisiac for most women weighing over 120 lbs.
Fine liquors keep best in quart sized mason jars.
The velvet ant is not made out of velvet, nor is it an ant.
There really was a “Doc Johnson” of martial aid fame with a degree from Johns Hopkins, and he tried to establish a bio-engineering science known as “Dildonics”.
Most nuns don’t shave their legs.
Some otherwise well regard posters just can’t stop dropping comments into any convenient thread about how amazingly huge their breasts are.
Some posters have watched giant hogs being fed dead and diseased chickens. Gobear will refuse to eat a pig even if it tastes like pumpkin pie, but Guanolad will just eat a pig right up.
To avoid litigation every time a Yo Momma joke is told 5 cents is paid to Yo-Yo Ma.
Michael Jackson’s facial features are due entirely to sudden changes in the wind direction.
As an incentive for Hideki Matsui to sign with the New York Yankees they have offered to rename Lou Gehrig’s Disease.
So are these supposed to be real or what?
This one is:
Syracuse University’s original colors were pea green and pink.
It is commonly thought that Nixon erased 18 minutes of the White House tapes because they would reveal his involvement in the Watergate burglary. This is incorrect. In actual fact, those 18 minutes consisted of a conversation with the severed head of George Washington, which Nixon had reanimated and forced to do his bidding!
No one has ever completed a Rubik Cube. Martha Wilkinson, of Hot Springs, Arkansas, however, completed four sides and went mad!
15 miles southwest of Lawrence, Kansas is the location of the acoustic center of the United States. Someone standing there can hear every conversation in the United States!
Dead scubadivers with fish heads have been washing up on the world’s shores for over a decade. The reason no one has told you about this is simple: you never asked.*
Michael Jackson actually went to live in the Ozarks with Elvis in 1990. What you currently see is a muppet operated by none other than Jim Henson.
Sushi is an elaborate prank played upon the world by the Japanese.
Imaginary numbers were used in psychology for the first time in order to define the IQ of Anna Nicole Smith.
There is no such color as chartreuse.
The act of vomiting burns an average of 35 calories.
The only Australian drop-bear in captivity is in a zoo in Cleveland, Ohio.
Edward II, who ruled England from 1307-27, in spite of being an unpopular king, was in fact a misunderstood genius. In a little known archaeological discovery, made in 1847, his personal journals were found, wherein it was revealed he had had a major insight into advanced metallurgy, that if widely known, would have revolutionized medieval technology, wrote a stunning philosophical treatise on the nature of existence which no philosopher even approached until the European Enlightenment, deduced the wave/particle duality of electromagnetic radiation, invented the doughnut, and deciphered Egyptian heiroglyphics from artifacts brought back during the Crusades, fully 500 years prior to Champollion. Truly a man ahead of his time.
Walt Disney had originally intended the Disney World theme park in Florida to be a semi-independant city state, with a potential nuclear capability.
During the early years of the 20th century, the city of San Francisco passed an ordinance allowing peace officers to shoot people attempting suicide on the Golden Gate Bridge, but it was overturned by a referendum in 1908.
The serial killer known as “Jack the Ripper” actually committed eight more murders after killing Mary Kelly, and in fact sent in two more “Dear Boss” letters to Scotland Yard boasting of his involvement, but this was covered up by a conspiracy between the British government and media, who feared further mayhem could spark a general socialist revolution.
Joseph Stalin’s last recorded words were; “You damned old goat.”