Cheese floats.
Thomas Jefferson’s twin brother had a hare lip and could not properly pronounce the family name. He died in an English debtor’s prison in 1789.
Bob Lazar, is a fraud, ran a brothel and is a bankrupt. Yet has had a security clearance at Area 51?
which Doesn’t Exist 
All this talk about CGI characters and you’ve missed the most important CGI character in history.
The first CGI character was Hoss Cartwright, as can be seen by his 2 dimenstional acting.
<jedi wave> Dirk Blocker never existed </jedi wave>
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No one really plays polo. When you hear reports that the likes of Prince Charles are playing polo, it really means that they have been ordered to report to the National Security Council.
Ogden Phipps, the noted horse breeder and owner, was unable to run “Buckpasser” in the Triple Crown not due to injure, as had been claimed, but because he had been unable to send his paperwork for the Triple Crown in on time.
The richest man in America during the late 1970’s, Daniel K. Ludwig, was the probable inspiration for the character of “Mr. Burns” on “The Simpsons”.
(No, wait, that’s a real fact. Forget that one.)
Janet Reno is female (don’t tell. secret)
If all the CD’s on earth were piled one atop the other, there would be a REALLY big pile cd’s there…
David Lee Roth is a secret agent for the CIA… He was awarded the Nobel Prize for literature for penning the songs on the album 1984 (have REALLY listed to “Top Jimmy”? Genius)…
Most importantly he can still manage to get interviewed on radio and television programs with vast national coverage, after many years of virtual irrelevance… and no one knows why…
Most people that you meet in your lifetime are actually quite smart. People as a whole only seem stupid because the ones that are stupid are so LOUDand talk so much.
oh wait, sorry, that last one from me was actualy true
The film Big is a light-hearted comedy. However, the original script was very dark. After his wish is granted, Josh finds that he cannot obtain a job or housing because his social security numbe and other information belong to a thirteen year old. He is accused of identity theft and barely escapes the cops. Hungry and penniless, Josh ends up working as prostitute. His innocence makes him easy prey to all kinds con men and users. Josh eventually finds the Zoltar machine. In tears he unwishes his first wish saying “I don’t want to be big anymore. Make me small.”. The machine drops a card saying that his wish is granted. Josh smiles. Then a look of horror comes over his face. He looks down the front of his pants and screams. He begins yelling at the Zoltar machine and shouting that that wasn’t what he meant by small. Josh accidentally tilts the machine. The fall shatters it beyond hope of repair. Seeing his only chance at returning to his old life ruined. Josh takes a piece of broken glass from the Zoltar debris and slashes his wrist. “I wish I were dead.” He collapses onto the ground next to a card reading “Your wish is granted.”
Grant’s Tomb also contains his favorite rowboat.
Louis XVI invented toast.
The Flying Pig Dinosaur actually existed, but it’s bones have been kept secret because it looks so silly.
Abraham Lincoln had a twin brother who was an exact double for the King of France while he was alive.
The Great Pyramids were actually used by Eygptian kings to keep meat from spoiling. Tons of meat were kept deep inside and were cooled by ice brought in from Norway. The Aztec pyramids were also used this way and used ice from the South Pole.
The degree of desire of MineFujiko’s mother to eat at any one restaurant is inversely proportional to the quality of the food at the restaurant.
Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville is actually taken, word for word, from the last chapter of the Necronomicon.
Limes, if left the in the fridge long enough, will actually become kiwis.
To reduce expenses, Lay’s Corporation stopped using actual potatoes in 1957.
It has been scientifically proven that carrying an actual shrunken human head in your purse will bring good luck.
Wyoming is a Native American word meaning “no people here”.
Disco was invented by Dr. F. N. Furter, in 1973, as part of the events documented in “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”. To this day, he would rather not have that fact mentioned to him.
No one sent in a ballot for the last VH-1 poll, so they had to have Deep Blue select the top 100 songs of the last 25 years.
Only 1 man has served in the past 8 Presidential administrations as an Ambassador or Cabinet member: C. Hirsch Barris.
If you do not revive an old thread daily, the hamsters will eat you.
airdisc is actually a celebrity on a forum called Something Awful.
It is actually illegal to kill cockroaches in some states, because they are an endangered species.