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well, I’m not one of the big guns on this here board, but i’ll see what i can do, m’kay?
Ummm…I like yer handle.
I think it’s cool that you work in the Pen.
You’re a Yankee, and a New Yorker to boot, but you’re still cool.
Yer smart and stuff.
That’ll have to do for now: It’s still early.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Well, Nemo, to be fair, I did only do love letters to those that requested one. I didn’t do a single one to another poster.
But, I like ya.
Looking for love in all the wrong places, no fine girls just ugly faces. From frustration, first inclination,is to become a monk and leave the situation. But every dark tunnel has a lighter hope, so don’t hang yourself with a celibate rope.
Thanks guys. I appreciate the kind words. Two down; five thousand six hundred and sixty five to go. This “getting attention through self-pity” ploy is a lot tougher than it looks.